|1.||Servant Leader Position|
The "Servant Leader" is the favorite sexual position among married Christian couples who have experimented and know what works best.more...
- Wife lies on her stomach, legs apart, bottom elevated
- Husband lies face-down on his wife, and enters her from behind (the "rear entry" position)
- Husband embraces his wife, performing a "reach around" with his dominant hand (reaching under her and stimulating her clitoris) however she likes best
- Husband props himself up on his non-dominant elbow (to keep his weight off her so she can breathe) and reaches under her breast with that hand, stimulating her breast and nipple however she likes best
- Husband begins thrusting while continuing stimulation, paying close attention to her physical cues and his own body
- Husband times his own release as closely to hers as possible, for maximum mutual enjoyment
- The wife is passive, receiving penetration and pleasure at the hands of her capable husband
- The husband is in control of everything, and is responsible for his wife's pleasure and his own
- Husband can kiss his wife's neck and shoulders, and can whisper in her ear
- Full upper-body contact and the embrace-from-behind provide feelings of intimacy
- Perfect for the "tired wife, horny husband" scenario so common in marria...
1. Servant Of (The) Bones: a once-prominent PimpsLord cartel founded by Candy, et. al., based in Tokyo, Japan (not the real Tokyo, but the Tokyo of the PimpsLord universe); consisted of many cartels, of which many members therewith were Free Pimps (non-subscribers). They held an ongoing allegiance (or at least a no-hit) with the Hatters cartels (Mad Hatters, Dark Hatters), and had strong opposition from the Tiger Team and F.L.C./Ducks (Fun Lovin' Criminals) cartels. The Servant of the Bones have since disbanded, along with their rival cartels - the only major cartel of that era still presently intact and relevant is the Hatters cartels, though rumored talks of an S.O.B. revival have been recently confirmed.
2. Perhaps some similarly-named cult or fan club of the Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony. Not saying I've ever heard of such a cult/fan club, but consider the possibility...
3. Son Of (A) Bitch/Son Of (A) Bastard/Son Of (A) Biscuit (clean version).
4. (Archaic) Spot Of Brilliance
the ultimate leader of our modern society. she is a goddess who has blessed us all with her grace and beauty. but don't you dare refer to her as just "Jaime" or she will turn into the devil! she is a woman who conquers all with her prince charming by her side in titiville. all of the titvillians must wear specialized protector glasses, because her swagger is so unbeatable that it reflects happy titi beams that put you into phylactic shock. she may be naturally fun-sized, but her confidence is so strong that it added a few extra inches to her height. this chick makes snooki feel just as good as a pair of last seasons cowboy boots. all dem bitches must bow.
Matt: shh! the princess is coming! we must bow!
Kevin: I love you...Princess Jaime!
Pet name for the Republican Leader in the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.
"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.
Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."
Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.
1. one who holds a public office and cannot hide lies as well as others
2. a person skilled covering up the wrong doings of political government or administration
Illinisious, - Senator, you are acting in an Illinisous manner.
The XYZ press released today that New York is nearing the number two spot in having the greatest number of Illinicians; still a far cry from the National leader and obvious, Illinois.
All mighty monarch of the Grace Street populace. Very little is known of this powerful and callous leader. It is said that his style is impetuous and his defense: impregnable. He is believed to reside in his personal wing of the imperial palace. This wing is known simply as the "Master's Chambers" or "Master's Quarters". Within this glorious bastion comes a not so glorious allegation. It is believed that one of his steadfast servants has been mandated to live in an area known solely as the "Dog Pound". This individual is forced to remain naked, dressed in nothing but a dog collar (and ass-less chaps on special occasions). Leaked photographs have recently revealed the truly horrific state of the “Dog Pound”. The walls are soiled with feces and other bodily excrement. Due to these leaked photographs, King Shazzle’s castle has enlisted two new security measures to ensure privacy and safety. These security measures include large guard dogs (known only because of the large “Beware of Dog” signs hanging from the immense outer walls of the fortress). The other security measure includes a personal bodyguard known to have training in Mixed Martial Arts and Boxing. This guard is known by no other alias than Ballard. He is noted as wearing a Ballardhawk, made famous by the late Billy Mays. Most of King Shazzle’s life is a shrouded in secrecy. However, it is widely known that he does enjoy Asian Cuisine from Pei Wei and he also has as a taste for women in their 30’s.
A servant who always backs up what his leader has to say and/or always follows him around and repeats what his master says
Timmy's minion, Carlos Ortega will stop at nothing to serve Timmy.