A race of feral and bloodthirsty creatures that come from the country of Serbia, they are known for their racist behavior and their aggressive and violent tendencies.
They are practicioners in the art of black magic and can turn into Werefalcons at night, in Werefalcon form they are inhumanly agile in the air and are skilled flyers hence why most of them are considered terrorists.
Most of them are known for their bad spelling and grammar and their inability to listen to reason. They will go to any lengths to prove that they are edgy or badass or tough.
Famous examples of Serbian trolls can be found on youtube.
"He turned into a Werefalcon and pecked me."
"Must be those Serbians again."
you know you are Serbian when...
1. you are strangely taller than all your friends
2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world
3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay
4. You can write in two different ways
5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia
6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll
7.your best friend is a Russian
8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break"
9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses
10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun
11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets
12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African
13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol
14. futbol means war
15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting
16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school
17. you are nocturnal
18. you kiss more than an Italian
19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store.
20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke
21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya"
22. you can make a pita
23. you have an urge to help out people who have...
Serbians = the most beautiful people on earth. albanians and croats hatin..bitches plz u wish u were serb!
Serbians are gods.
Serbians are hot.
Serbians kick ass.
Serbian people have been constantly fighting for thier existence against hostile countrys that surrounded it. People that are also widely misunderstood as a bad guy and the western media just shows over the tv how serbs are always "killing" innocent people, in croatia and bosnia.
The fall of Srebrenica was used as an excuse for NATO savage bombing of Bosnian Serbs and all-out ethnic cleansing of Serbs from Krajina (Croatia). The Serbs who survived Hitler are now - again - free to be slaughtered and cleansed. Only two weeks after Srebrenica, American trained Croat Nazis cleanse 250,000 Serbs from Krajina thus achieving their Nazi goal of forming ethnically "pure" Croat state.
The basic facts carefully avoided by
Western media: Srebrenica(famous for the "massacre" in 1995 by serb forces) was founded by the Orthodox Serbs many centuries ago. Not one family was Muslim for centuries. It was not until the 15th cuenturie when the ottomen empire took over bosnia was then converted to islam. A year before the West decides to use Srebrenica as their key propaganda lie, the Serbs publish a book "The Chronicle of Our Cemetery" which clearly shows who the victim in Srebrenica and the surrounding villages is. The Serbs suffered genocidal onslaught by their Muslim neighbors. In this book, journalist and author Milivoje Ivanisevic documents all the details. Western experts dig far and wide in desperate attempt to find a cover for "mass murder" story. The activity only proves that Srebrenica was one big hoax. In Srebrenica At least 3,227 Serbs were murdered or have died after horrible torture in concentration camps in the Srebrenica district during 1992 - 1995 time period. The torture and murder was perpetrated by Bosnian Muslims. Belgrade based Research Center ...
Serbians are mostly all very tall and skinny.
But also like to eat our meats :P
They are very proud of thier country
Also mostly all there last names end with- vic
"Whoah You tall !"
" Yea i know Im Serbian "
The greatest and most superior race on the face if this planet Earth.
Ways To Identify a Serbian:
1) They LOVE their country.
2) Kosovo je SRBIJA.
3) They have the biggest sandwiches at school.
4) They love their baba.
6) THEYRE NOT A VEGETARIAN.
Joe: Yo, that new dude, Djordje, must be Serbian.
Mike: Why do you say that?
Joe: Look at the size of his sandwich!
Djordje: KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!
serbians have always been loyal and brave country that has never been scared of no one, even when the odds are agaisnt them. serbians have always had brave soldiers and sadly, always had alot of traitors and making bad decisions which is why serbians have been having such bad luck throughout history. the treachery and backstabing has been around serbia since the middle ages. from the battle of kosovo in 1389 to this very day.
Peter Karadjordjevic had good intentions after WW1, but made a big mistake which costed serbians alot. In stead of making one big serbian state he proclaimed the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenians in December 1918 which divided alot of serbian land to give to the croats and slovenes. this would have had to be one of the biggest mistakes ever made by serbia. After yugoslavia was made the backstabing and hatred of the serbians began. the croatians in particular proved how much they hated serbians during the second world war by killing thousands of serb civillins, which was the thanks serbia got for saving them in the first world war. in stead of choosing a serbian to lead yugoslavia, Josip Broz Tito was choosen a half Croat half Slovene - big mistake. the second world war soon coming to an end and the chetniks and partisans were ploting a attack to sweep through croatia, liberate the concentration camps and kill any remianing Fascists. Tito did not allow this plan to proceed as he said that the croatians are serbia's "brother" and that everything will be back to normal after the war. Tito had long planned to tear yugoslavia apart and destroy serbia, Tito put all the money into croatia and slovania and so when tito died yugoslavia would collapse. while tito lived, it was his personal prestige that was holding yugoslavia together. In 1989 Slobodan Milosevic was elected as president of serbia. although Milosevic was not such a great president he still wanted to unify yugos...more...
The best type of people on this whole planet
Srbija do Tokija! jebes ameriku
Wow look at that sexy Serbian chick over there damn she's hot.Ya man all Serbian women are hot.Serbians are so cool.