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The greatest and most superior race on the face if this planet Earth.
Ways To Identify a Serbian: 1) They LOVE their country. 2) Kosovo je SRBIJA. 3) They have the biggest sandwiches at school. 4) They love their baba. 5) Cevapi. 6) THEYRE NOT A VEGETARIAN. Joe: Yo, that new dude, Djordje, must be Serbian.
Mike: Why do you say that? Joe: Look at the size of his sandwich! Djordje: KOSOVO JE SRBIJA! |
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you know you are Serbian when...
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1. you are strangely taller than all your friends 2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world 3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay 4. You can write in two different ways 5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia 6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll 7.your best friend is a Russian 8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break" 9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses 10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun 11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets 12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African 13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol 14. futbol means war 15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting 16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school 17. you are nocturnal 18. you kiss more than an Italian 19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store. 20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke 21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya" 22. you can make a pita 23. you have an urge to help out people who have... |
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Serbian people have been constantly fighting for thier existence against hostile countrys that surrounded it. People that are also widely misunderstood as a bad guy and the western media just shows over the tv how serbs are always "killing" innocent people, in croatia and bosnia.
The fall of Srebrenica was used as an excuse for NATO savage bombing of Bosnian Serbs and all-out ethnic cleansing of Serbs from Krajina (Croatia). The Serbs who survived Hitler are now - again - free to be slaughtered and cleansed. Only two weeks after Srebrenica, American trained Croat Nazis cleanse 250,000 Serbs from Krajina thus achieving their Nazi goal of forming ethnically "pure" Croat state.
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The basic facts carefully avoided by Western media: Srebrenica(famous for the "massacre" in 1995 by serb forces) was founded by the Orthodox Serbs many centuries ago. Not one family was Muslim for centuries. It was not until the 15th cuenturie when the ottomen empire took over bosnia was then converted to islam. A year before the West decides to use Srebrenica as their key propaganda lie, the Serbs publish a book "The Chronicle of Our Cemetery" which clearly shows who the victim in Srebrenica and the surrounding villages is. The Serbs suffered genocidal onslaught by their Muslim neighbors. In this book, journalist and author Milivoje Ivanisevic documents all the details. Western experts dig far and wide in desperate attempt to find a cover for "mass murder" story. The activity only proves that Srebrenica was one big hoax. In Srebrenica At least 3,227 Serbs were murdered or have died after horrible torture in concentration camps in the Srebrenica district during 1992 - 1995 time period. The torture and murder was perpetrated by Bosnian Muslims. Belgrade based Research Center ... |
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the most gangsta ethnicity yo look at that nigga over there whylin, he must be serbian
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Some king form Serbia living in the Groton and spending the most boring year in his life Son't ask me anything,I'm Serbian
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