the best country ever
the best and the most beautiful country in the whole entire world and richest. with most gorgeous guys and the most nicest people ever. i am from there! So to u albanians and croats fuck ur moms and your dads. albania and Croatia we will kick ur ass big time. we dont like u go join the world of people with no religion and no beleifs. you are not worth anything, not even one penny. albania is the worst country in the world with the most stinky people that live like pigs.
by serbiandiva December 31, 2003
i dont mean to be a nationalist or anything, but please, stop saying croatia started the independance, slovenia claimed independance, and the others followed, and btw dru-watsit, its not like many countries like croatia now do they? puttin slovene in jail because they put up their flag? freaks, even bigger ones than the serbs..
person: where you from?
croatian: jebem ti mater!
person: learn english
by MCsoy April 03, 2005
why do you have to be so fucking racist you stupid fucking "proud illyrian" where the fuck is illyria now any way! you dumb shit its now called dalmatia and unless you realized the greeks don't fucking run it any more! they only did thousands of years ago!
whats wrong with you?! are you jealous becuase croatia is no longer illyrian and hasn't been for thousands of years?!
by Mala April 05, 2005
People who migrated from tribal parts of Asia and created Serbia. They are known for starting many wars in the past and caused WW1 and somewhat caused WW2, they got their asses whooped in every war they started. An average Serb hates anyone who is not white/christian, they are a race of mentally retarded people who are insanely jealous of countries like Albania,Turkey,etc. They also think they are Balkans when they aren't even close to resembling them physically and historically. They tried to cause an ethnic cleansing in Kosovo of non-Serbs and got their asses whooped by USA. Also they think that their mafia is bad ass even when people barely heard of the Serbian mafia because it is shit and not really worth mentioning, people of Serbia think their mafia is great even though they make their country look like crap. They have a tendency of picking on countries who either are developing/ just finished war but when Serbia attacks them like spineless pussys they get owned by other NATO who bombs the crap out of them.

They are basically jealous shitheads who start wars and lose them and also think they are Balkans when they aren't.
by robokomo09 July 22, 2010
croatia is so much better, the serbs have nothing that the croatians don't already have!
why are ppl askin why are the serbs hated?! when croatia tried to claim independence after slovenia did, the serbs didn't want this so they brought upon war instead of letting them go freely as slovenia had done! So they started killing croatians instead! Now if croatia is such a shithole then why didn't serbia just let it go and stand on its own two feet?!
by Mala April 04, 2005
big GAY COUNTRY IN THE BALKANS THAT SUCKS ALBANIAN AND KOSOVOS COCK.
SERBIAN BITCHES got RAPED BY KLA AND UCK.
by ALBANIANEAGLE May 09, 2005
WHAT THE HELL???Y r u stupid Serbs saying that Serbia kicked Croatia's ass???Here children i'll tell you how it happened to build up your education.

IN the time of Yugoslavia, the capital was Beograd wich is in Serbia today. So the Serbs got everything and they controled most of Yugoslavia. Croatians too! The languague was called Serbo-Croatian. The muslims didnt have anything(haha) att his time! Then Croatian people got tired of the Serbs having the capital and beign in the same country wit the Serbs so they decided it was time for independence! And then the war between Croats and Serbs began! NOW SEE U LIL STUPIDASS SERBS, if Serbia kicked Croatia's ass , Croatia would still be in Yugoslavia or it would be called Serbia! But the thing is, Croatia kicked Serbia'a ass and won its independence! ANd Croatia is becoming a richer and better country everyday while Serbia is going to hell. Hunger spreading in Serbia, people dying, beign hated by everyone except Russia! So you Serb bastards can just sit there and cry cuz CROATZ kicked ur ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Franjo Tudjman: WE R GETTING TIRED OF BEIGN IN THIS FUKIN COUNTRY CALLED YUGOSLAVIA,I GOT AN IDEA MAYBE WE SHOULD KICK SERBIA'S ASS AND GET INDEPENDENCE!

Croatian people: Sure, let's go!
by Drazen April 26, 2004

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