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croatia is so much better, the serbs have nothing that the croatians don't already have!
why are ppl askin why are the serbs hated?! when croatia tried to claim independence after slovenia did, the serbs didn't want this so they brought upon war instead of letting them go freely as slovenia had done! So they started killing croatians instead! Now if croatia is such a shithole then why didn't serbia just let it go and stand on its own two feet?!
by Mala April 04, 2005
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A country in the southeast of Europe, a former republic of Yugoslavia, in which the Serbs gained all the economic incomes earned by another yugoslavian repubic: Croatia. When Croatia decided to separate from this shitty confederacy with serbia, the serbs became fuckin scared of losing a part of ''their'' territory and began to slaughter and rape croatian men, women and children, bomb hospitals and burn churches. their ideology of ''great serbia'' was founded by a fucking sicko called vuk karadzic who claimed all the other nations in former YU were in fact all serbs and therefore everything should be or is Serbia. only a couple of years after what they have done to the croats and bosnians, they expect people to forget about the war and leave it all in the past. but listen: NoTHing of the fucked up things you've done will ever be forgotten!! remember that!! CRO has the adriatic sea, and YOU DONT. hahahaaaaa
serbia
srpski cetnik: nema mesa bit ce mesa, klat cemo hrvate
to je slika koju svijet ima o vama, a za to ste SAMI krivi!!! evo sta vam donjela vasa ludost
by nellychingy November 19, 2006
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Serbs:
1- Have a rich culture, knowledge of literature, sports and the arts.
2- HAVE WAY TOO MANY GYPSIES IN THEIR COUNTRY.. these peeps are not registered residents so they can't get a job and all they do is dig through trash and force you to get your windows washed while trying to steal your wallet.
3- Are the cleanest people ever. So hygenically perfect it's almost unhuman.
4- Have the oldest cars man has ever known. Since it's Europe's dumpster, they get all they 1947 skala's and skoda's
5- are exposed to more pollution than elizabeth, nj, mexico city and los angeles combined. try breathing in belgrade. it's pretty damn tough.
6- are amazingly un-racist considering pretty much every nation has tried to slaughter em.
7- LIKE SAUSAGE WAY TOO MUCH and can't deal with proper nutrition
8-Don't know english unless they're young
9- Mostly Orthodox Christians.
Woman: Hi I'd like some serbian low fat cheese
Deli Counterperson: LO-FAHT, HERE, THIS CHEESE 25% FAT FOR DIET
Woman: Now not only do I have build up in my arteries due to the terrible pollution in serbia, but the 98% fat sausage and extremely fatty cheese will probably kill me before Nato or Croatia tries to again. HOORAY!
Deli Counterperson: I GO LISTEN TO FOOTBALL GAME IN RADIO IN MY 1963 SKALA
Woman: HVALA!
by llamaramadingdong April 10, 2007
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A nation in the Balkan region of Europe known. It's inhabitants are known to have the smallest penises of any ethnic group ever which is probably why they feel the need to control all the countries around them. When not buying penis enlargement pills of the internet they can be seen massacring Bosniaks, Croats, Kosovars, Albanians, Macedonians, Slovenes, and probably a few kittens as well.
Don't talk to Darko the Serb, he will kill you in the name of a Greater Serbia.
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Retard country that got pwned in WW2 when they went against Germany, Croatia went with Germany and helped with the killing of Serb Traitors which is the reason why Serbs and Croats hate each other.

But Serbia is country that cant tell its thumb from its dick and is a country the world could do without.

Croatia > Serbia
I could of mentioned Bosnia but its a weird country that condones child pornography.
by JamesWF February 01, 2005
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big GAY COUNTRY IN THE BALKANS THAT SUCKS ALBANIAN AND KOSOVOS COCK.
SERBIAN BITCHES got RAPED BY KLA AND UCK.
by ALBANIANEAGLE May 09, 2005
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Serbia is a perfect example of what happens when you give white trash their own state.

The name of the country is derived from the Latin "servus" which means "slave". Starting out as "that one sh*tty state nobody cares about" and still holding the tittle to this very day, Serbian history is filled with wars which they gloriously lost against Hungarians, Bulgarians, Ottomans, Croats and NATO. During all of this, the proud Serbian people proudly stood there and gloriously took it from behind. Serbs, however, believe they actually won these wars and so they celebrate them passionately.

Indeed, this is the one country that deserves Russian reversal jokes more tan Russia.

Serbs also have a very rich culture. It's called Turbofolk and it's the stuff that makes wet hippo farts look like literature. Serbs drink rakia which is a Bulgarian drink but don't tell them that or they'll switch to vodka and become Russians.

The Serbian national anthem is as follows:
Ja sam cigan
vozim tractore
volim kurac
Serb: We started 4 wars in less than 10 years, shot down 1 plane when NATO bombed the sh*t out of Serbia and we celebrate these losses! Yes, we are THAT stupid!

Normal person: ...

Serb: Ja volim ruski kurac
Russian: Is that some gypsy-mixed Russian dialect or are you just retarded?
by ProudFyromian August 30, 2012
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