|1.||Sequential Season Syndrome|
A painful condition that affects winners of reality TV shows past the first season, consisting of not being able to accomplish success of any degree. See American Idol winners, America's Next Top Model, Apprentice, etc.
Person 1: Ouch, Lee DeWyze's debut album only sold 141,000 copies.
Person 2: Sounds like a bad case of Sequential Season Syndrome.
Person 3: Who?