September is the month where there are the most fights amongst couples. There are more disputes in September than in every other month. The combination of summer coming to an end, school beginning and business around the country slowing down and causing many couples to struggle leads to a high amount of breakups.
Damn, I think it must be September. We don't see eye to eye at all anymore!
No, no. It's not just that month when kids are born cause the 'rents' abortion failed. It's actually a lovely name. Children named September are free spirits that come from a loving home and don't give a crap what you think of them. They will always be there for you and often listen to 80's music. They have beautiful hair with eyes to match. If you don't know a September, GO FIND ONE!
Hold on, my September is calling me and I have to answer or her lovely hair will get all over my feet!