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Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified male. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The Semen Swindler s from Delta Chi are out and they are low on the spooge.
by Karl Claymore October 07, 2006
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One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.
by Karl Claymore October 03, 2006
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Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.
by Karl Claymore October 05, 2006
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Noun. One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.
Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unknowing men.
by Karl Claymore October 04, 2006
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