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a demonic blood sucking entity that will stop at nothing to corrupt the minds of youth. If you ever encounter her shield your eyes and run. Don't look back for the sight of pure primal evil in it's purist form will surely corrupt you too.
The darkness is upon you run from the selwocki before it consumes us all.
by concerned citizen November 15, 2004

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