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When you swab your ass after an extremely satisfying, hard, clean shit, and the paper comes up clean. AKA one wiper.

Credit to DB in MO.
Man, that was an awesome shit! I only needed a security wipe!
by JH in Missouri August 23, 2008
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To wipe after an expected Shart, or to wipe feces out of but crack to prevent a skid mark.
"dude, i thought i sharted, but the Security Wipe came back negitive" "Dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. Saved my drawers.
by CRichards July 27, 2006
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When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.

Used in the confirmation of a shart.
I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.
by Darkearwig September 01, 2017
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