The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)
Max - drums
-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"
-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"