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1. secondhand embarrassment
The personal embarrassment that one feels on account of and for another (i.e. a friend, a family member or a complete stranger) who is making a fool of him or herself. A person experiencing secondhand embarrassment feels as if they are doing the embarrassing action themselves, effectively putting themselves in the other person's shoes.
Guy 1: Man, Sarah's presentation today was terrible. She forgot half of it and stumbled through the rest.
Guy 2: Oh I know. I had so much secondhand embarrassment for her. It was like watching a train wreck.
2. Secondhand Munchies
Also known as Environmental Food Munch, or Passive Munch. When non-munchers are exposed to secondhand munchies it is called "involuntary munching" or "passive munching." Non-munchers who inhale secondhand munchies take in Funyions and other tasty snacks just like munchers do. The more secondhand munchies you are exposed to, the higher the level of these harmful chemicals in your body.
"Dude, why'd I eat that entire pizza? I didn't even smoke."
"Secondhand munchies, dude."
3. Secondhand spearmint
When someone is chewing spearmint gum, is gumming on a spearmint mint, or has just brushed their teeth with spearmint toothpaste and is in close proximity to you. Secondhand spearmint refers to the disconnect between the deliciousness of said spearmint in the former party's mouth and the sickening smell the secondhand observer experiences.
"Aw dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh sorry bro, you want some gum?"
"Naw man, I just caught your secondhand spearmint. I lost my appetite."

"So why'd you dump her?"
"I went in for the kiss and all I could get was the secondhand spearmint. I can't even look at her the same anymore. We're over."
4. Secondhand Sunscreen
Secondhand sunscreen is the unwanted spray of sunscreen you receive from the a**hole who uses the whole can of sunscreen on themselves.
I was at the beach and I was about to apply sunscreen, when the guy next to me unloaded his can all over himself thus getting me. I didn't need sunscreen because he got me too. Talk about secondhand sunscreen.
5. Secondhand Boob
When you touch a boob, you then touch someone else. The person you touch has received secondhand boob. Secondhand vagina, ass, and dick are also possible.
By touching my girlfriends boob then getting a high five, my friend got some secondhand boob.
6. secondhand dip
An instance where somebody packs a lip, then within minutes of taking out the lip, gets with a girl. The girl thus secondhand dipped.
Dean and I were packing when a really hot chick wanted to get with him so he took how the lip and without knowing, the girl totally secondhand dipped.
7. secondhand sound waves
When you receive music or any other sort of sound that you don't want to hear through means that aren't under your control. Secondhand sound waves are often contracted in stores or other people's cars.
Alan: Dude, will you change the station? I'm dying of secondhand sound waves over here.
Dave: Yeah, sorry man. I forgot you don't like Greenday.
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