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"A well-regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed."

Doesn't get much simpler than that. It'll never become "outdated".
The Second Amendment helps keep the First Amendment alive.
by tradesman May 16, 2003
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One of several amendments to the US Constitution that Liberals ignore the true meaning of.
by somebody October 17, 2003
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"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed."

Let me explain what that means kiddies.

It means that allowing the people the right to keep and bear arms they will be familiar with and know how to use guns and therefore you will always have a ready militia of patriots ready to defend America from all foes foreign and domestic.Domestic means they keep the fagz in the government in check and prevent them from growing too big for their britches.This is to remind those fucks in the government just who the fuck they work for.They work for "we the people" and receive their fuckin pay from "we the people".The 2nd amendment is the best legal document of all time so don't shit on it.You should educate yourself and be responsible and hold the fucking government accuntable for their actions.DOWN WITH TYRANNY!
The Second Amendment "IS" the United States of America for without it the USA would not have achieved all that it has.
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The addition to the constution added in 1791. This is vital in protecting all of the other constitutional rights. Also is the only line of defense for citizens from the government.
The second amendment is the reason we still have all of the other amendments
by Voice of Reason February 27, 2004
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Anyone that thinks that gun control will help stop crime needs to get the facts straight.

1. When they banned all guns in the UK, crime went up several hundred percent.

2. Currently only law-abiding citizens are allowed to have guns, not the criminals that use them for their heinous acts.

4. It would be impossible to take away all the illegallly made and smuggled guns that the real criminals use.

3. Japan would not land troops in Hawaii during WW2 because every house had several guns.

5. Guns should not be taken away from patriotic citizens because some mommies couldn't handle their children.

6. A large part of the fighting during the American Revolution was done by the citizens(IE militia). These were just ordinary people that had weapons, but I suppose what they did was wrong too because it's "gun violence"?
If it weren't for the Second Amendment, none of the others would be possible.
by Elitist January 15, 2004
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What Michael Moore wipes his fat ass with.

See Bowling For Columbine.
That Michael Moron guy really made a fool out of himself and his country by wanting to abolish the second amendment in "Bowling For Columbine". Guns aren't the problem, it's people's behavior you dipshits.
by Deathgrind > you October 09, 2007
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The amendment to the Constitution that enumerates--not grants--an American citizen's God-given right to self-defense.
The Second Amendment IS your gun permit.

The Second Amendment IS homeland security!
by Penguin Chick June 16, 2008
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