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Non-contiguous fecal matter with a green hue that resembles seaweed in a dirty pond, resulting from eating half a jar of spicy pepperoncinis, drinking approximately 8 beers, and letting it ferment in the stomach overnight. Dude it literally took me 40 minutes to squeeze out that seaweed poo this morning and now my bunghole burns.
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