Guy 1: "Did you hear about Tim?"
Guy 2: "No what happened?"
Guy 1: "He missed the game winning shot in the intramural
championship game, so he commited seauicide"
Guy 2: "That shit cray"
Sports Announcer: "Sad news in the world of sports today, Muhammad Ali commited seauicide earlier because he could no longer handle life without boxing...and shaking like a fish out of water all the time"