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12.
A wimp who drinks lots of coffee that lives in Seatle... But these wimps are cool, although people in Tacoma (which is right beneith Seatle on the map) are better!!!

Seattle is also known for it's production of really cool musicians.
That talented floutist is from Seatle, and I've never seen someone drink so much coffee!
by janetjet December 22, 2004
 
1.
1. Any person living in, or within ten miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Is easily agitated when tourist asks to see the original Starbucks, Microsoft or Kurt Cobain's house. True Seattleites do not care for these things.
3.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
4. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.
On the 8th day God created Seattle
and on the 9th day God created the Seattleite
on the 10th day, God finally rested.
by Burr-Lee Boone November 24, 2006
 
2.
A person residing in or around Seattle.
"Those seattleites can't take the heat!"
by ben perschek September 12, 2004
 
3.
(improved on)
1. Any person living in, or within 50 miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
3. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
4. "Too good for an umbrella"
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.

Look at all the coffee she drinks, she must be a seattleite.
by Jude H October 16, 2007
 
4.
Lots of Seattleites think they are victims of government or capitalism. "Look what you've done with my life!" or "How dare you impose this government upon me!" is their furious motto. They hang out in little revolutionary coffee shops plotting their next direct action or meaningless protest. Some may openly flaunt Communist badges or paraphernalia. Other Seattleites are ginormous yuppies so full of themselves their hot ego fog blinds their ability to see anything clearly. These people drive around in some trendy hybrid dick-ass car or bike to work (knowing nothing of vehicular cycling) making SURE they disobey every single traffic law possible while looking like a total spandex assfag. Then, there are the "true" Seattleites who were born here and basically think other Seattleites deserve to be executed. These are the silent urban trolls who will violently attack any innocent conversation traveling their direction. "You're not from here? ARE YOU! (motherfucker implied)" is a beautiful and customary greeting of the natives. Everyone in Seattle pretty much completely despises everyone else in Seattle for living in THEIR Seattle. Seattleites are officially the world's most pussified and temperamental people that have ever existed.
Hey hey -- ho ho -- Seattleites have got to GO!
Solidarity against Seattleites!!!
by hotForSTALIN April 09, 2011
 
5.
Most definitly not one in resemblence to this other definition here. Just to let you know they are probably from Portland, Oregon. Portland is the sad, wimpy little brother who wishes he could live up to the expectations that Seattle fulfills.
Hey, I love Seattleites!
by Seattleite December 31, 2007
 
6.
(noun)
1. An basic reference to a resident of the City of Seattle. This is commonly in reference to anyone around the Seattle area, but when properly used, concerns only with the residents of the City. A resident of Mercer Island or Bellevue, for example, are not "hip" enough to be considered to be true Seattleites.
2. (slang) A mildly derogative term for someone who consumes an excessive amount of coffee. This definition developed under the common conception that all Seattleites do is drink coffee, listen to indie rock, and act snobby.
3. A pretentious "hipster" who resides anywhere in western Washington, reads "The Stranger," and thinks they are "open-minded" because they attended an anti-WTO rally. Phyiscal characteristics may include pretentious goatee and somber paleness. Unmatching "hipster" clothes are also a must.
Jack is a Seattleite; he lives close to Pike/Pine and spends half of his time sipping chai tea and studying for his bachelor's degree.
by Mr. Opal March 06, 2006
 
7.
1: inhabitants of Seattle
2: one who rarely sees natural sunlights, esp. from September thru July.
3: <old Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses valuable stock options.
4: <new Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses worthless stock options.
"Bill Gates is a Seattleite."
by Kyle January 15, 2004