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A demented form of the "Hot Carl" or "Cleveland Steamer," usually used in an act of revenge.

A Seattle Hot Pocket is completed in a numer of steps. First, one takes someone's pillow, usually a room mate. The pillow and the pillowcase are seperated, and the latter of the two receives a large amount of feces, usually in the form of diarhea, hence the title "Seattle," in reference to Seattle's wet climate. The pillow and pillowcase are joined together, and are returned to their original place.
Yeah, he's a such a jerk. I'm gunna give him a Seattle Hot Pocket.
by Eli Davis November 25, 2003

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