Someone who strives to be the absolute worst at life. A sad, pathetic individual who opens his mouth way too frequently. Generally posts like a retard in order to attract the most attention to his moronic self and declare the most "pwnage".
A lover of young boys, lying out of his ass and cock.
Stop loving boys like Searyx.
The only person worse at life than you is Searyx.
noun: someone who smokes cock on a daily and wacks off with Cheetos laden fingers.
Adj. a word to measure the total gayness of someone or something.
noun: Searyx loves children and his body is a naturally formed beanbag for the little kiddies to lay upon.
Adj: You have Searyxian cock smoking abilities, here's your dollar.
Pathetic; lifeless; egocentric; live in parent's basement; non-working; uneducated; shit-talker; nothing to stand on but the value of "drivel" one can spew.
1. Dude, why you gotta be such a Searyx?
2. Dude, stop Searyx'n on me.
Attention seeking retard
God, like if this board needed another searyx
An ass muncher who sucks at life and plays the game Everquest
Searyx: H4H4H4H4H4, I jUS S0l0Ed a GiMpZoR WeSt WaStE DrAgOnZ im UbAH 1337!!!!!!1111!!!!!
Cocksucker, Ball licker, Faggot
Goddamn Searyx loves the goat dick.
Searyx loves fritos after sucking a dick.