1). The only man in the world who can play and speak Mexican, Russian, Lithuanian, Swedish, Italian, African, French Canadian, Indian, or Irish person and still maintain a Scottish accent.
2). Man who pronounces s's with an sh
1). Go watch The Hunt for Red October. It has Sean Connery in it
2). "Give me that shpoon there son. Sean Connery needs it for shoup
Sean Connery is a now-retired Scottish actor whose career spans 1954-2003. He is best known as the first man ever to portray Ian Fleming's fictional British spy James Bond. He played the character in 6 films: "Dr. No" (1962), "From Russia With Love" (1963), "Goldfinger" (1964), "Thunderball" (1965), "You Only Live Twice" (1967), and "Diamonds Are Forever" (1971). He is also famous for portraying Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" (1989). Other notable films are:
"The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" (2003), as Allan Quatermain
"The Hunt For Red October" (1990), as Captain Marko Ramius
"A Bridge Too Far" (1977), as Major General Robert E. Urquhart
"The Rock" (1996), as John Patrick Mason
"First Knight" (1995), as King Arthur
"The Untouchables" (1987), as Jim Malone
"The Molly Maguires" (1970), as Jack Kehoe
Sean Connery is one bamf.
The act of deceiving an individual whose first name happens to be Sean for purpose of personal or other gain.
Derived from the term Asshattery
If being an asshat is asshattery, then surely ripping a guy named Sean off must be Sean Connery.
When you get a boner you say Red October standing by in a Scottish accent.
Girl: Is this hott?
Guy: I got a Sean Connery, Red October standing by. Lets do this.
1. An award-winning Scottish actor known for playing a variety of roles, including originating James Bond in the seminal film Doctor No.
2. A character on Saturday Night Live
who, during the Celebrity Jeopardy segments, routinely mocks Alex Trebek and makes several jokes about his mother and her sexual habits. Also known for defacing the playing board and intentionally misreading the categories.
1. "Have you seen Sean Connery's latest film?"
"Dude, he's been retired for like ten years."
2. Sean Connery: "I'll take The Rapists for 800"
Alex Trebek: "That says 'Therapists'!"
What you would say to someone (Usually a Friend) when they repeat the same story they have previously told.
Steve: "Dude, I totally almost died on the turnpike the other day"
Paul: "Sean Connery"
Steve: "WHAT! No Way"
Paul: "uh ya....this is like the 3rd time you told me this week"
Flogging yourself with beet greens in the ladies room
Lewis didnt get anything done today, since he spent hours pulling a sean connery