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1.
A man that owns bitches, especially brodeur, in the National Hockey League. His tactics of getting under the opposition's skin makes fans of the opposition cry like wuss bags.
George: Wow, you see Sean Avery last night?
Thomas: Yea, he completely fucked brodeur's shit up!
George: Man, can't wait to hear devils fans bitch and moan.
by Devils Suck January 23, 2009
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2.
1. -verb: To play in the NHL and try to get away with little league tactics, forcing the NHL to create a rule because you have no respect for the game of Hockey.

2. "An unsportsmanlike conduct minor penalty (Rule 75) will be interpreted and applied, effective immediately, to a situation when an offensive player positions himself facing the opposition goaltender and engages in actions such as waving his arms or stick in front of the goaltender's face, for the purpose of improperly interfering with and/or distracting the goaltender as opposed to positioning himself to try to make a play."
Did you see the game last night? Sean Avery pulled a Sean Avery but the Devils still won, what a mayor of douchebagville.
by StabbAmonte April 19, 2008
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3.
A douchebag, shit stain on a team will cause your entire team to implode and turn on him.
That team isn't going anywhere, they just drafted a Sean Avery player.
by Herp von Derp October 08, 2011
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4.
The most awesome hockey player who ever lived. Sean Avery is currently dating Elisha Cuthbert, enough said.
Sean Avery can score on the net and Elisha Cuthbert, name one other player that can do that.
by GoRangers April 29, 2007
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