His real name is Kisean Anderson and he was born in Miami yet claims to be Jamaican.
The shofar blowing media loves to parade him on the screen with the mudshark du jour.
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Average review: MAN, STFU!! who the fuck cares about how you are falling in love with girls? Guess what? You will never get any girls! FUCKING FATASS!
You " at chucky cheese "
Me " yeah staring at some girl at a arcade machine "
You " thats totally going to be his next song, but he'll say he talked to her and gave him a "chance" even though he just stared at her like a creep "
*an hour later*
*turns on radio*
" Last week I was at chucky cheese and I saw you at my favourite arcade gameeeeeee, I approached you and beat you at the game because no one beats me at my favourite game because im fat, oh and you gave me a chance because I talk about that in every song I write even though the only chance I got was after I beat her at the game I went to the bathroom because I had to shit because I ate so much, and my mom gave me a blumpkin, as always " :)
Widely thought to be a virgin but the fact is well covered up by his manager "Mommy".
Everyone Else: "Yeah, that's all very good Sean but when was the last time you saw your own penis?"