A fire-breathing T-Rex that has really buff muscles and a wonderfully attractive personality. His penis is twelve million pounds and needs 1000 people to carry it. A Sean is worshipped worldwide by intelligent beings from all planets. He invented the television, the car, the spaceship, and the cheeseburger. He is forever the Earth's god, and should be treated as such.
Dude, I pray to Sean Goldie every day so that he will spare my soul.
by Taso Tasoson November 18, 2009