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5. Seaman
David Seaman, also known as the former Arsenal goalkeeper. Only worth noting in this dictionary because of his surname.
Eugene: Andric, you are BoSnIcH
Andric: Oh yeah, SEAMAN!!
Eugene: NAH
by Andric Leong Sep 24, 2003 add a video
1. seaman
one who serves in the navy
Don't have sex with those seamen, you know they go from port to port.
by Papawood Dec 8, 2003 add a video
2. seaman
Possibly the worst super hero name ever
The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb
3. seaman
The name of Lewis and Clark's dog, who was eaten during the expedition.
When the expedition went over the Bitterroot Mountains, they became so hungry they had to eat Seaman.
by Slutty Old Man Mar 22, 2004 add a video
4. Seaman
A Sega Dreamcast video game created by Yoot Saito released in the year 2000 in which the player keeps and evolving Egyptian carp with a human face and an antennae that eventually evolves into a frog with a human face and an antennae. The palyer is able to interract with the creature by talking to it with a microphone.
Yesterday I went to Jimmy's house to play seaman. It was awesome.
6. seaman
to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object
Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!
7. seaman
one who is addicted to chineese porn and masturbates to coldplay music. one who likes to be tity fucked, then shat on by construction workers. one who likes to engage in anal sex while wearing full hockey gear. one who loves to spread chocolate penutbutter all over their tits then force innocent little boys to lick it off.
did you just see that seaman squirt everywhere when won ling touched her?

Seamans tits are pretty rough from all that gritty shat

seaman just got put in jail for smashing a 4 mth olds head in her nasty chocolate covered pussy

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