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~Noun: When a fat woman claps her two granny arms together, primarily at a beach or other oceanic themed location. seal clapping is often accompanied by the "Arr" type sound of a seal.

~Verb: 'doing the seal' is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. This can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.
~Noun: "Dude, she so fat, look at that seal!"

~Verb: "Come on, let's do the seal clap"
by Seal lover June 16, 2013

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