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Used to describe someone overly large in height or weight. See Wardypookins The seacow sat on me and it hurt very bad
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a psycho ex who gains 75plus pounds following a long over-due break-up. Leanna seacowed after that long over-due break-up with James.
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A word used to describe someone who is obese. Also used to describe a person whose physical features actually resemble those of a seacow. See manatee. Often used synonymously alongside the following: fat mess (FM), dumb bitch, dyke. Example:
Hottie #1: Did you see that teacher that just walked by? Hottie #2: Nah kid, who was it? Hottie #1: Oh, it was my Writing Lab teacher. She's a fucking seacow. Hottie #2: A seacow, a bloody seacow! Issat what you say, fine lad? Hottie #1: STFU FGT. I mean, why yes, yessir! Would you like to join me for some crumpets and tea in the courtyard? I baked them with love! Hottie #2: . . . Don't blow so many diet pills man. But you were right about that teacher. She's def a dumb bitch, a FM seacow for true. |
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A big round and worthless person in ISMO. A Seacow lies and tells stories that have never happened and will never happen. Everyone in Japan hates Seacows. This creature usually has a background in Communication. Person 1: We need to get that request done ASAP!!!
Person 2: We can't, we have been waiting on Seacow all damn day! ---------------------------------------------- seacow: whatever you have done I have done 10x's better. TNA: Everyone in Japan hates you....stop lying to yourself |
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Term used to describe a female that forgot to put the fork down. "Dude, did you see that seacow? I was afraid the porch was going to collapse"
"That party was great until the seacow showed up." "Why the hell did you leave me stranded with the seacow?" "Yarghh, there's a seacow in me shanty." |
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A fat, socially awkward, acne ridden teenager. What a seacow, he needs to do some exercise....fag
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Someone extremly slow with marine bovine features, usually tall in size. 'oh the door said pull'
'omfg you seacow!' |
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