If you think the "armpit" capitals Keswick and Orillia are bad, Seabright is the top known town for inbread psychos. Resembiling Hills Have Eyes characters. Half are married by the age of 13 and the rest of them are dating or sleeping with their siblings, with children on the way. And if you ask their brothers, they're MILFS by the age of 14. They eat where they poo, due to lack of habitation space.
More hicks are known to live in Seabright then anywhere in Ontario.
Calling Brechin small? At least Brechinians have enough space to not eat where they poo
This is Seabright, don't blink or you'll miss it.