1) A person or group whom is to stupid to accomplish or even comprehend a simple task with all instructions and examples given to them.
2) A poorly done job.
Person 1: After 2 years of construction it fell apart with in a month of completion.
Person 2: What that garage?
Person 1: Yeah!
Person 2: Hmmm... a SeaBee must have built it
The most Intelligent and sophisticated, Military Construction force in the Universe. "We Build We Fight" motto, and "Can Do" are known, worlwide. Usually found in third world countries building there infrastructrue, and fixing all the fucked up constrution USACE had put in place before them. Known for drinking bar's dry of alcohol, and tend to be the life of any party or function.
John "Damn that's one Bad ass looking Swa Hut".
Wayne "Yea must have been built by a Seabee""
One of the U.S. Navy's best assests. The REAL combat engineers of the U.S. Military and what the regular Navy squid fucktard pussies wish they could be.
Swabbie #1: "Bro, those Seabees are so fucking cool!"
Swabbie #2: "I know. I tried to be one but I didn't score high enough on my ASVAB 'cause I'm a retard."
us naval construction force at ventura in mexican california
the bush will use these poor navy swabs to nation build middle east rag head city (aka bagdad & islamabad ). Advice to seabees go figmo to canada!
1) Members of the US Navy's Construction Battalion. Famous engineers of World War II who built bridges and fought the Japanese.
2) Modern day Seabees do not do their heritage justice. More often than not, they have the lowest ASVAB
scores and cannot complete a job to any sort of simple building code. Their mental capacity is demonstrated by the fact that the only reason that their name is on their uniform is so that they remember how to spell it. Somehow got convinced that they were as hard as Marines because they received some weapons familiarization in basic training. They talk more than Marines automatically categorizing themselves with Cavalry Scouts
. They are 100% certain that they are infantrymen
and will tell ANY infantrymen, whether they are Marines or Army, that they firmly believe that they do the same job and more. Generally a nuisance to all the other services. It is commonly known that SEALs
would rather associate themselves with Army PAC clerks over Seabees. Seabees tend to get PTSD
from indirect fire or getting picked on by Marines. It also has been known that Seabees will tell tragic tales of war and the severe mental burdens that follow it just to get in bed with a girl or another man. In some cases, if the story happens to be true, it was probab...