While in the shower you grab the skin of your ballsack at the very bottom and pull it up level with your cock. It will create a pocket and fill with water you can then do the trampoline and it will look like your cock is Shamu and splash the water out just like at Sea World.
I took her to Sea World last night, I don't think we'll be speaking for awhile.
After going to the bar, and getting shit faced. You find the fattest ugliest slut in the place. Make sure that a bunch friend of yours have setup in your house with some cameras in a good hiding place (closet, bathroom, under the bed, etc.). Take her home, even though its against all rights of man you engage in sexual conduct. As you or her about to climax you through ice cold water on her and yell Shamu. And your friend jump out and snap pictures as she floundering around cold water shock.
I gave this Slut a Sea World last night, and now I have water damage in my apartment.