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A sub species of jock often found living in the middle of the country. They distinguish themselves from the ordinary jock by wearing surf branded clothing such as billabong (often during the winter) and sporting surfer hair-do's (tiny ponytails and bushy hair). A sea jock can be told apart from an actual surfer through their inability to surf/ swim. Note: Sea Jocks retain all the usual traits of a jock such as being an egotistical twat.
I HATE SEA JOCKS!!!
by potato warrior September 06, 2009

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