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1.
something is very wrong seek medical attention
vast scurviture is a birth defect
by ranktude November 27, 2012
 
2.
When the erect male penis is not straight, and therefore curves either down, up, left, or right. This is known as a scurvy penis
"Hey Michael, are you tappin that chick?"

"Ya! and she loves my Scurviture!"
by Michael scurvy November 25, 2012