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When the erect male penis is not straight, and therefore curves either down, up, left, or right. This is known as a scurvy penis
"Hey Michael, are you tappin that chick?"

"Ya! and she loves my Scurviture!"
by Michael scurvy November 25, 2012
 
1.
something is very wrong seek medical attention
vast scurviture is a birth defect
by ranktude November 27, 2012