"Did you hear about that scurve chick who committed suicide this weekend?"
"That scurve has the word "ESCAPE" carved into her arm...weird...maybe she just wants a Ford Escape® for her birthday!!!?"
Scurvy: Dirty, dingy, or repulsive
"That guy smoking the cigarette was definetely a scurve."
Steve: "Nah, fuck that noise, I'm going to scurve-balls."
Tommy: "Hi, honey. What are you doing home from work so early?"
Janet: "I'm scurvin mervin for the rest of the day."
Rhonda: "Dude, you skip out of work so much!"
Richard: "I know, thats why they call me Rich McScurve."