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noun (scumpy)
1. The sloppy, lack of knowledge, dirty, rude, gumpy type of person.
He has no types of manners man, fckn scump

He's a scumpy
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2
dirty, stinky, foul ejaculatory fluid. Akin to a regional dialect perhaps, in an environment that is humid, hot, and sticky.
Leon blasted his filthy scump all over Chantal's lucious booty, left the apartment, and then went to go get wasted on Bourbon Street.
by JayDizzle May 10, 2005
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a person who sniffs bicycle seats
"After riding my bike, I had to shoo away the scump."
by Tony Mangles February 06, 2010
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v. to excesivly hump
Corey always scumps cassie, what a dog.
by conz July 17, 2004
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Noun- Scump in noun form is the name given to the infamous character of an urban DVD which orientated in the northern country of Ireland. ' Raw- a wickerfest Tale' began cirulation in May 2005. Scump often appreciated as 'Scump!' played a small but significant role in the feature which celebrated the 'randomess of youth'. Now that the young gentiles who created the DVD have long passed onto to other things - Scump himself remains, celebrant, and reformated for the World Wide Web.
Whilst Scump! is indeed practiced as a noun it can often be referenced to a situation of unfortunete luck combined with an attitude of disgust.

eg.'Ack balls, I think just Scumped myself'
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To "Scump" is to stand with your arms crossed, eye's diverted away from any person, and humping. This act must be all business- no pleasure allowed.

A very serious pelvic thrust to an individual whilst ignoring that same person.
Person 1: Hey man why's that guy moving all funny around that girl?

Person 2: Don't worry man... He's just scumping!
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a word that describes something with a cuteness rating of unbelievable magnitude. It can be used to describe a dog or another domestic animal of that sort.

Rosie
Sunny
Mia

"She is a little scump, right?"
"Look at that scump run like a scump!"
by Brian Voskerijian January 06, 2007
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