Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."
Man 2: You mean last week's Daily Show? How could I miss that, to see that Blagojevich get screwed...it was awesome
Man 1: What? Blagojevich? What are you talking about?
Man 2: Scumdog Million-Hairs!
Man 1: Oh that...well I was talking about Slumdog Millionaire, quite a confusion there eh?
Man 2: Slumdog Millionaire? What's that? Never heard of it...