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1.
Crazy annoying old person. One who gets on your case to do what you said you were going to do, but never actually did.
My Dad is a crazy old scudder.
by WordProtector July 26, 2010
 
2.
A scudder is a creepy or irritating person that causes an intense feeling of unease or distress in those around them. Scudders can be male, female or somewhere in between, but one thing all scudders have in common is the hungry - almost feral - look in their eyes as they invade your personal space, making you feel like the walls are slowly closing in, and will crush you if you don’t accept their love. Oblivious to the effect they have on their prey, scudders can be rather difficult to disengage. Many scudders require either brute force or brutal honesty before they’ll fade… but they never disappear completely.
The boy that stalked me from class to class last year is such a scudder.

My scudder neighbor was peeping in my windows last night.

Is it too scuddery to say I love you? 'Cause I freaking love you.
by wreckless August 14, 2014
 
3.
A very sexy woman, who at first glance might not catch your eye, but underneath her casual attire has the body of Marilyn Monroe. Something about this otherwise plain woman, draws men to her, causing them to pace back and forth, not knowing what the heck hit them, as their hearts skip a beat. This woman, when looked at closely, has the body of a voluptuous classic beauty, and has eyes that say she will rip a man's clothes off. A Scudder has no idea of her sexiness, which drives men crazy. Sometimes called krunk. Scudders can easily hang out with the guys, and flirt effortlessly with men, which makes women very angry and jealous, even though a Scudder is not strikingly pretty at first glance
"I never noticed her, but then I looked closely and she scudded my heart. She's a Scudder."

"She's a Scudder, cuz the bitch scudded my heart."

"She's such a Scudder, what do men find about her that's attractive?"
by Jacobs Chadder September 28, 2011
 
4.
While releasing explosive or semi explosive diarrhea, scudders are the drops of feces that hit and stay above the water line in the bowl.
Wow, Whatever I ate yesterday gave me a wicked case of the scudders!!!
by zx-man August 16, 2006
 
5.
A person with poor hygiene, one that does not bathe regularly. Crusty, dirty, gross. Matted hair. Bad breath, gross teeth.

Feeling dirty and looking like garbage.
"I feel like such a scudder since I've been sick and haven't bothered to shower in three days."

"Look at that crusty dirt crawling up his neck, what a scudder."
by apenak March 10, 2011
 
6.
A flapping anus fart where some shit scud is released and gives your underwears a scud streek which resembles the look of a skid mark of a bicycle.
I couldn't hold it in so i scuddered in my pants.
by steph and holly December 03, 2003
 
7.
A complete raging whore of a woman with STDs and has bad smelling genitalia due to the fact that she is a dirty nasty girl.
"Dude she's pretty hot."

"Don't do it man. She's a scudder for sure."
by James67119 July 29, 2009