1. A female who appears to be attractive from a distance but is in fact unattractive when viewed closely
2. A female with an attractive body but an unattractive face
3. A female who looks attractive from behind but is unattractive from the front
"Yeah, I thought we had something special until I scudded all over her face"
"I peeled my Scud Sack and it felt like someone killed my parents, skinned my pets alive, and then used the skin from my pets as a condom as they raped my anal crevice"