When you lay on your back and suck your own dick while your balls sag onto your eyeballs.
I tried scuba diving last night. Totally felt like I had a snorkel in my mouth and goggles over my eyes
by CrystalPepsi March 12, 2015
The act of placing ones head up a others bum hole and breathing on their farts. this is different than snorkoling which is the act of puting ur head up the bum and pulling out to breath.
Dom: this chick was crazy last night
Ben: what did she do

Dom: she wanted me to go scuba diving in her
Ben:shit thats fucking nasty
by C-LOW25 November 19, 2010
An excuse to get out of anything.
Matt: Will you go to prom with me?

Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?
by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010
An excuse to get out of anything.
Matt: Will you go to prom with me?
Maddie: ...
Danny: AHAHAHA!!!
Maddie: Naw, Im sorry. I have to go scuba diving!
Matt: ...?
by deejaylovesmaddie April 28, 2010
the art of diving in the muff
"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff
by dan November 25, 2003
one who indulges in diving of the muff.
"dan first put on his knee pads and then scuba gear the flip flops ect... he did a olympic dive into krystl's muff, and got a 10 for 10"
by andrew November 27, 2003
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