uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell
Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples
To scrunch and crumple.
That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.
Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
To crumple and scrunch something simultaneously
I totally scrumpled these cards into this bag brah!
The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.
"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"
"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."
"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"
something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.
The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic
You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.
The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable
i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again
a word with no actual meaning but acts similarly to the word fuck
last night this girl wouldn't scrumple off so we ended up scrumpling instead she was scrumpledidlliumpsious