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scruffy nuts

1. Term for your underperforming ghetto intern.

2. Something you get after your ole lady wants you to match her pubic style
1. Hey Scruffy Nuts! Where's dat cup Coffee biatch?

2. The ole lady, she sayz "You aints touchin' me wit da fro in yous pants!" SOz I'zhafed my bags an nows I a trippin with the scruffy nuts!...
by The Moss's Ass January 21, 2005

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