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1.
A cop carrying a device similar to some sort of enlarged garden tool intended to remove the scrotum from perpetrators. Scrotocops are the most dangerous and unpredictable law enforcers when armed.
Run bitch it's the Scrotocops!

Bill was called last week down to the Scrotocop H.Q.
by Tom Main October 05, 2003