| 1. | Scrooche cream | ||
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Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching. Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning. Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated' Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there' Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN' |
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