Scroning

The act of itching an itch so deep that you moan.

1. I told the bitch she better go take care of her yeast infection when I caught her scroning in the mcdonald's ball pit.

by TheBovineAvenger January 24, 2012

scroned

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.

I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.

by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003

a bitch that would do anything for you, and dont even need to do anything for her.

damn that scrone straight wiped my ass when i asked her to

by sweathis August 2, 2004

to have scrotal intercourse
scrotally bone

Man, i scroned so hard last night it was crazy

by B. Goblin January 10, 2009

A more scientific and educated way of saying "touch screen phone".

Fatkid: check out my new Touch scrone
Travis-klick: did you really just say touch scrone?!?!
Fatkid: dont make fun of my intelligence..

by Skalpel-Axen9ne January 3, 2010