"What you been up to today, Dave?"
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
"Ah, nothing man. I've been stuck on the couch with Scrolliosis."
by glitchenheimer August 5, 2020
Is the debilitating disease afflicting many internet users. Symptoms include continually scrolling down a site , such as Facebook or 9gag, automatically and often without thought. Severe sufferers return to the top of the page, seemingly randomly, to repeat the cycle. As a result they will often see the same inane posts man times over leaving them irritable and lethargic.
Gareth: Seriously you should give Facebook a bro man. You've been scroll down your feed all morning.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.
Jake: I can't stop! I've got a serious case of scrolliosis.
by ishouldhavesomethingbettertodo April 21, 2015
When a person is all excited to share a photo on their cell phone and can’t find it, making the other person wait like a chump.
by Monkeydrummer1 December 11, 2019
by jeffstick November 16, 2010
A common disease aflicting modern humans. Symptoms include not being able to see information on a screen in front of them, not reading directions clearly, or not scrolling down to see all the information presented. Symptoms aggrivated by use of the internet.
by tech.support.mama October 3, 2013
When one's obligatory morning Facebook scroll leaves one hunched over and brain dead ninety minutes later.
Hillary: dude you're still here? You haven't even touched your coffee...
Donald: huh? Oh crap I've got scrolliosis again.
Bernie: you're a slave to the scroll, man.
Donald: huh? Oh crap I've got scrolliosis again.
Bernie: you're a slave to the scroll, man.
by Gonzaretto October 3, 2015
A physical condition of extreme eye strain caused by working on multiple monitors with several multi-page documents and/or web pages in use simultaneously.
John got a bad case of Scrolliosis working on that Word document and browsing the web at the same time.
by Nasa racer August 6, 2010