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2. Scritch
To scratch an itch. (Verb)
"Sorry, I just had to scritch"
1. scritch
the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
by glrbird Sep 27, 2003 share this add a video
3. scritch
Scribble + Itch> Totally unreadable handwriting as in- Doctors handwriting or a secret code that has no meaning except to bewilder and confuse.
" The following day I pulled out the crumpled napkin with her phone number - only to find out it was scritch"
4. scritch
(N.) an itch that is not normally attended to in public.
(V.)scritching (not normally used)
"she went to scratch her scritch in the bathroom"
by amanda Mar 26, 2005 share this add a video
5. scritch
SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch
"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"
by Knieko Jan 19, 2005 share this add a video
6. scritch
When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.
I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.
7. scritch
to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.
Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!