script monkey

A disparaging term for a psychiatrist who dispenses pharmaceutical scripts like a trained monkey.

We need another script monkey here at the prison, somebody who can quickly move ‘em in and out on a production line.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

script monkey

Customer Service Rep who flops like a flounder once the caller's questions go off-script.

That script monkey forwarded me to a menu and I ended up back with him. He then proceeded to follow the same script and tried to forward me again.

by Bob Tenaglio December 26, 2006

script monkey

A computer user who uses low level languages like HTML and Javascript almost exclusively, and fears things like .NET, object oriented programming, and working with a team. Often in web design, or their mom's basement. Related to script kiddies, but usually less mischievious.

Now that I showed Jimmy the javascript alert command, he thinks he's a fucking script monkey.

by Blavatsky January 7, 2005

Script Monkey

A term used when describing the employees of an outsourced initiative. Usually found in a level 1 IT service environment or with a call center, they are comprised of foreign representatives who have taken English as a second language. They can not process requests without sticking 100% to a script as they can not think on their own.

I called to book a flight on Delta and the Script Monkey couldn't answer my question since it wasn't something normally asked.

I called Dell for help with my laptop return. I explained to the rep I already completed all troubleshooting and the script monkey said we need to complete all their steps of they will not help me.

by Mr. Dot February 4, 2010