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The Inventor of a film. The most under-valued person in the filmmaking process. Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that?
Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?" |
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A person who writes scipts, that is, the dialogue and actions of a movie. First drafts are often quite different to the final script which becomes a film, but the plotline usually stays similar.
Compared to directors and actors, screenwriters are way down in the food chain of fame, recognition, and money. "I'm a screenwriter"
"What's that?" "You don't know?!? Look up urbandictionary!" "Not found. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCREENWRITER?!?!?" |
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-noun, plural 'screenwriters'
1. That guy who works as a receptionist and has been doing so for years. He keeps telling you about this killer idea he's working on, but you've never seen a single page. 2. Any idiot who failed English in high school or college. 3. A career track at an institution of higher learning like USC, UCLA, or CMU. Usually taught by a 'working professional' who sold one script about a hero dog who saves his owner. Ironically, the cost of tuition far exceeds what most people will make as a career screenwriter. 4. Anyone with an opinion about a movie who believes they could do better if given the chance. 5. Anyone with access to word processing software. |
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