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A screaming sandy occurs when you're having sex with a woman on the beach. Once you have a good natural lube worked up, you pull your cock out of her, dip it in the sand, and proceed to fuck her brains out. Naturally, you're penis will act somewhat like sandpaper but don't let that stop you.
"OH MY GOD STOP IT STOP IT"
"What bitch? Doesn't the friction feel good!? It's a Screaming Sandy woo woo!"
by woodrow wilson September 09, 2005
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