Top Definition
When a man cleans his dick with a tissue after masturbating and some of the tissue is left behind. Later in the day he meets up with a girl or guy and demands a blowjob. The partner screams in horror to find that he has a ghost for a dick
Kelly talked to her friend about her boyfriend "Last night I screamed at a ghost.. yeah I feel ugly if he has to do that..."
by Flatlined Again September 18, 2008

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