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Verb

To hover right above a flat surface
Check out that frisbee, it is scoutching the floor!
by StraboT January 16, 2007
 
1.
Performing the action of sitting on the couch and drinking scotch
I'm going to scoutch it tonight.
by Biggus Panniculus November 19, 2009
 
2.
a small amount; another way to say a "little bit"
It's just a scoutch windy out.
by joquanna September 20, 2006
 
3.
Originally the "scotch couch" wherein one drank scotch on a certain couch. then in drunken mumblings became scoutch. then decided to make it a drink. Pour 2 parts baileys irish creme into a glass. then float one part scotch on top. irish creme is used because the original couch was white. therefore floating scotch on the couch for drinking
hey ben, i want a scoutch.
by boomshalaka October 08, 2010