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A name given to somebody from Liverpool.
Home to The Beatles which makes them Scousers. They are passionate about their city and are highly loved by Cheryl Cole :) Cheryl said = 'Your a scouser and i love those' (to Rebecca Ferguson on X Factor) and when she was touring with girls aloud 'The thing i love most about Scousers is that their very similar to Geordies!' She also said they were passionate fans.. etc.
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A Scouser is an individual from Liverpool. Scousers are notoriously maligned and stereotyped by everyone else in the UK. This is because they are jealous. Our immigrant population ensures that there is an excellent gene-pool, thus avoiding the horrific inbreeding seen in the majority of incest-rife no-mark cities of the UK. Scousers hate the English - because we are not English we are Scouse. As a scouser I can trace my lineage back to the Kings of Ireland. Mancs (for example) can only trace their lineage back 20 years to when their dads arse-raped a sheep, hence the wool on their greasy backs.
Scousers, unlike the rest of the UK do not stick their arses up in the air for the government or any other establishment mefs we stand and fight our corner. This emasculates the general population of UK into realising they are fortune's bitches because they would sooner take it up the wrong-un than stand and fight. Jealous? I think so. Scousers:
'it's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees' BASINGSTOKE: 'Oh, I say Marjorie, I think David Cameron would make an excellent Prime Minister' |
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Scousers are the best people alive!
We are friendly,kind and always look out for people The Sun = worst newspaper ever makin up lies bout us If ya dont like us ya just jelous LFC are the best footie team in the world! And we always go each others backs Scousers FTW! "Wow who were those lovley people?"
"Scousers" "Thought so" :) |
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People from liverpool are robbing bastards that even stole my mates wheel trims off his car!usually on the dole and speak with the shittest accent know to man!!!
gd joke on those scouse bastrads behalf: whats long round and scouse? ...the dole queue scouser1: hey look at that sofa thats been thrown out!
scouser2: fuk yeh lets get it, i need 1 coz dole office wunt give me money to buy a new 1 scouser1: well in true scousers fasion we got the nicked goods |
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Hehe. All of the above are true. But just for the sake of completeness, a scouser is someone from Liverpool, England, usually working class. "Yeah, he's from Liverpool, scouser"
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1) Annoying squeeky fuckers that over-pronouce "ck"'s
2) Thieves 3) Inbred Most popular phrases said by scousers:
"Stevey Gerrard" "Fernando Torres" "Wayne Roo- *Smack*" |
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scousaa's rnt robbin lil cunts allrite!
n alsoo der nt: smelly! drugies! sluts,slags or CAM WHORES! n soo fkn wot iv ppl bounce rnd in trakys, all lads shud wear: timberland tracky (black) north face coat (black) black gloves black lowie trainies :P nt like those swetty ugly wools n mancs wiff der: (gurls) slak bak jelled hair in a fkn bun sittin on der edd big fake gold earings in a rebok traky jacket on wiff a belly top n a slutyy skirt n trainies haha lol whaa mancs n wools wear: (boiis) swetty lil rebok trakys white <<<---WTF! lol gay trainies (lotto) jelled hair EEE! SCOUSAA WURDS! BOSS / GREAT LARR / MATE/FRIEND BIZZIES / POLICE BEVVEED / DRUNK SPLIFF / ROLIIE JOINT / SPLIFF WII WEED OR ROCKY GARYZZ / ECSTADY FIT! / SHEXII, GAWJUSS, MEE! DIVVY / STUPIID SMELLY,SWETTY, DICKLESS FUKERS / MANCS L.F.C <<<---- CHAMPOINS! LIVAAPOOL ROCKS!!! SAYINZZ:
runnin] rnd likee a *blue assed fly* eeee luks likee daa unchbak ov *notradam!* eeee's gtta *mouwf* likee a parish oven] mee gobs (mouwf) like thaa bottum ovv a *burdcage!* mee *nosee* is runnin like a glass blowaa ass! bald asaa melon! yaa as *awkwad* ass yaa 'alf daft daaa eee's gtta *personality* likea lumpaa dog shit! GOO SICK ! SCOUSERS RULE ! |
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